Have a laugh, a little late, but still good

For this Thanksgiving, think outside the bird. Serve catfish.

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But seriously, fellow patriots, the Catfish Farmers of America warn that billions of imported foreign catfish are coming into this country and only 2 percent are inspected for, say, Mad Catfish Disease.

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And when the Indians helped the pilgrims prepare Thanksgiving dinner, the catfish did not come from Vietnam.

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Let me suggest a slogan for the Catfish Farmers of America: "Safe sex -- safe catfish -- safe America."