For this Thanksgiving, think outside the bird. Serve catfish.
But seriously, fellow patriots, the Catfish Farmers of America warn that billions of imported foreign catfish are coming into this country and only 2 percent are inspected for, say, Mad Catfish Disease.
And when the Indians helped the pilgrims prepare Thanksgiving dinner, the catfish did not come from Vietnam.
Let me suggest a slogan for the Catfish Farmers of America: "Safe sex -- safe catfish -- safe America."